Crazy Cat
One very pretty little cat call himself Mel, got the most glorious blue peepers you ever seen, got his own self pinched for juicin' with some fine kitties, rippin' down the pike, then jawin' and hasselin' with the local brass. This actor kitty got himself a tag for lovin' the Naz, but he missed the lick in his flick.
You see, he was 'whippin' and wailin' on the Naz and missed all his groovy swingin' and swayin, then he put the dues on the Jews.
Now he's bleedin' inside 'cause so many cats and kitties think he's a drag.
Over one month later....
(overature, please)
Gibson apologizes to arresting officers
From World Entertainment News Network
September 03, 2006 9:15 AM EDT
Disgraced Hollywood star MEL GIBSON has finally said sorry to the three police officers he insulted when arrested for drink-driving two months ago.
The PASSION OF THE CHRIST actor sent a female officer a $500 bouquet with a note expressing "sincere apologies" and has invited her and her male colleague, JAMES MEE, to the premiere of his new movie APOCALYPTO.
Gibson launched a blistering volley of abuse against the woman when escorted to his cell, calling her "sugartits", and subjected Mee, who is Jewish, to an anti-Semitic tirade when pulled over in his vehicle.
A colleague of the unnamed female officer says, "Mel has sent her the biggest bunch of flowers she's ever seen with a note. She was quite touched and I'm sure that the two arresting officers will take him up on his invitation."
A writer's dream...a story that comes with its own punchline.
You see, he was 'whippin' and wailin' on the Naz and missed all his groovy swingin' and swayin, then he put the dues on the Jews.
Now he's bleedin' inside 'cause so many cats and kitties think he's a drag.
Over one month later....
(overature, please)
Gibson apologizes to arresting officers
From World Entertainment News Network
September 03, 2006 9:15 AM EDT
Disgraced Hollywood star MEL GIBSON has finally said sorry to the three police officers he insulted when arrested for drink-driving two months ago.
The PASSION OF THE CHRIST actor sent a female officer a $500 bouquet with a note expressing "sincere apologies" and has invited her and her male colleague, JAMES MEE, to the premiere of his new movie APOCALYPTO.
Gibson launched a blistering volley of abuse against the woman when escorted to his cell, calling her "sugartits", and subjected Mee, who is Jewish, to an anti-Semitic tirade when pulled over in his vehicle.
A colleague of the unnamed female officer says, "Mel has sent her the biggest bunch of flowers she's ever seen with a note. She was quite touched and I'm sure that the two arresting officers will take him up on his invitation."
A writer's dream...a story that comes with its own punchline.
posted by Kitty O'Keefe at 11:03 AM
1 Comments:
Keefy O'Kitty,
Finally got your blog opened...There are those who unreservredly endorse whatever your firey heart does, AND kinda knows from whence it came! Go far, BE HEALTHY, soz you can go even farther. Betcha never find out who sent this 'cuz I'm Anonymous!!!
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