The Mouse Around Your Neck
Wal-Mart Recalls Minnie Mouse Cardigan Sets Due to Strangulation Hazard
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, in cooperation with the firm named below, today announced a voluntary recall of the following consumer product. Consumers should stop using recalled products immediately unless otherwise instructed.
Name of Product: Minnie Mouse Cardigan Sets
Units: About 14,000
Distributor: Wal-Mart Stores Inc., of Bentonville, Ark.
Hazard: If the cardigan is buttoned, the ribbon woven around the neckline poses a strangulation hazard for children.
Incidents/Injuries: No incidents or injuries have been reported.
Description: The pink cardigan is sold as part of a three-piece set which also includes a light pink turtleneck and denim pants. The cardigan has a pink ribbon woven around the neckline. Minnie Mouse is embroidered on the lower left front of the cardigan. The cardigan was sold in sizes 12M, 18M, 24M, 3T, 4T, and 5T.
Sold exclusively at: Wal-Mart stores nationwide from July 2006 through August 2006 for about $15.
Manufactured in: China
Remedy: Consumers should take the recalled cardigan away from children immediately and return the entire three-piece set to Wal-Mart for a full refund.
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, in cooperation with the firm named below, today announced a voluntary recall of the following consumer product. Consumers should stop using recalled products immediately unless otherwise instructed.
Name of Product: Minnie Mouse Cardigan Sets
Units: About 14,000
Distributor: Wal-Mart Stores Inc., of Bentonville, Ark.
Hazard: If the cardigan is buttoned, the ribbon woven around the neckline poses a strangulation hazard for children.
Incidents/Injuries: No incidents or injuries have been reported.
Description: The pink cardigan is sold as part of a three-piece set which also includes a light pink turtleneck and denim pants. The cardigan has a pink ribbon woven around the neckline. Minnie Mouse is embroidered on the lower left front of the cardigan. The cardigan was sold in sizes 12M, 18M, 24M, 3T, 4T, and 5T.
Sold exclusively at: Wal-Mart stores nationwide from July 2006 through August 2006 for about $15.
Manufactured in: China
Remedy: Consumers should take the recalled cardigan away from children immediately and return the entire three-piece set to Wal-Mart for a full refund.
posted by Kitty O'Keefe at 7:38 AM
1 Comments:
Many years of deep background work by RODENT
(Research Office Detail's
Exploratory Nova Team) have shown that Minnie is
actually Mickey in drag.
Before Walt's death in
'68, he made a recording
in the presence of covert RODENT operatives (two) revealing..among other things..that he was the
cross dresser who had performed successfully for
years in the seamy adult
theatre district of Burbank as The Mustachioed
Miranda..that he possessed
the world's largest collection of Tom Of Finland cartoons..and that
Mickey had always played
Minnie. Walt's brother
found the tape after WD
deceased and destroyed it,
but sold half the T of F
collection to Clifton Webb
and the other half to Rock
Hudson.
Further investigation by
RODENT revealed that Mickey and Goofy were monogamous partners from the beginning and lived a
quiet homey life away from
the hubbub of Hollywood in
a secluded bungalow on the
grounds of the exclusive Cabanas Las Poochitas in
Sepulvida.
We hope this has been
helpful. If you require
further data from the
now-declassified archives
of RODENT, please ask.
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