November 29, 2006

She's a Ho Ho Ho

Santa baby, just slip a sable under the tree, for me.
Been an awful good girl,
Santa baby. So hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa baby, a fully loaded Ferrari too (light blue)
I'll wait up for you, dear.
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Think of all the fun I've missed.
Think of all the fellows that I haven't kissed.
Next year I could be just as good
If you check off my Christmas list.

Santa baby, I want a yacht and really that's not a lot.
Been an angel all year.
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa honey, one little thing I really need, the deed
To a platinum mine,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with a duplex and checks,
(Sign your x on the line).
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Come and trim my Christmas tree,
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's.
I really do believe in you,
Let's see if you believe in me.

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring,
(I don't mean on the phone.)
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry, tonight.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah, you know how to evoke a memory! In the fall of 1952 my Dad took
us all..Louise, Eleanor,
and chubby little Billy
squinting out at the world
through his glass-lensed
pink plastic framed spectacles..to New York
City where we stayed high in the old Tudor Hotel near
the new United Nations
Plaza. We saw "New Faces
Of '52" at the 42nd St.
Shubert or somewhere.
The comedienne Alice Ghostley sang "I Was Drunk
With Love And Cheap Muscatel!". Young french
import Robert Somebody sang
"I'm In Love, I'm In Love,
I'm In Love..With Miss
Logan!"
Then a hush fell over the
theatre as the curtains opened and revealed Eartha
Kitt erotically arranged
over a gold trimmed red
velvet chaise. The pit orchestra
played an extended intro
while Eartha did some
preliminary earthy undulating,
then..."Santa baby..I want
a yatch and really that's
not alot! Just sail it under the tree for me and
hurry down my chimney
tonight!...".
The audience reacted in
various ways but flaccidity wasn't one of
them.

9:12 AM  

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