Christmas Carols

I come from a psychiatrically challenged family. Allow me to share a few of our own special carols.

SCHIZOPHRENIAC CHRISTMAS: Do You Hear What I Hear?
MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER CHRISTMAS: We Three Kings Disoriented Are
DEMENTIA CHRISTMAS: I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas, Who Are You To Me?
NARCISSISTIC CHRISTMAS: Hark, the Herald Angels Sing About Me Me Me Me Me
MANIC CHRISTMAS: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and .......
PARANOID CHRISTMAS: Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me
PERSONALITY DISORDER CHRISTMAS: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
DEPRESSION CHRISTMAS: Silent Despair, Holy Despair, All Is Lonely, All Is Sad
OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER CHRISTMAS: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell
Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, JingleBell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, ........
(better start again)
PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY CHRISTMAS: On The First Day of Christmas My True Love Said to Me, I Never Meant to Buy You A Gift
BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER CHRISTMAS: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

You're welcome to share our family's carols.
Pick one. Any one.
Okay, well you can have two. But just two.
All right. Take them all. Why don't you just take everything? Why don't you just... (deep breath, deep breath).
Excuse me.
May you and yours embrace all that this season has to offer, with xanax, wellbutrin, valium and paxil for all, and to all a good night.